Always Open The Napkin!!

You know the napkins you buy to use at meals?  They are square.

I usually just pick up the napkin and use it as is. Just dab your mouth with it still folded and in the square shape.  They have such thin layers, why would you open them?

Well, let me tell you, there is a reason now to open them!  My brother was over visiting and he grabbed a napkin out of tbe napkin holder.  He opened it up.  Well, inside was a stink bug!  He was just hanging out.  What the heck!  I know this is the season for them, but in my napkins??!!  I told my brother to throw out the rest of them!  He laughed and said no. Ewww.  Worst thing ever!

Those things are so gross! There are so very many at this time.  They even have memes stating they are the new state bird of Illinois!

I just cannot get over it!  In the middle of a napkin?  I already look under the outdoor furniture cushions before I sit.  You know they are under there and then there are the rumors of snakes hiding out.  I guess you have to check everything out first.